What Evan didn't mention is that we had a beer while listening to an hour and a half of the best karaoke that Secaucus, NJ had to offer ("Before He Cheats", "Baby Got Back", "Stayin' Alive" by a woman in a full-body pink snakeskin outfit).
My update is that I am still in New Jersey. Today we were shephered through Port Authority and on the 7 train on the way to a Mets game in a pretty embarassing group of thirty 20-year-olds in matching "Buck Consultants University" tee shirts. Earlier, we spent a lot of time going over the results of a personality test I rushed through while sitting in the minivan in Cooperstown. Turns out I'm high in "blue".
I miss you guys. What have you all been up to?